i don't like sucking hair
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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