Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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