Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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