Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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