What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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