My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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