"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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