Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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