i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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