why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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