Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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