He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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