we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Dick very happy bro
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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