I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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