Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My vagina just clenched in fear
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