forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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