So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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