at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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