He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think my moral compass just broke
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