ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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