I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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