how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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