Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im holly from the hills drunk
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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