i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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