I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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