i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
