Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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