Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
