I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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