I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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