You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Someone came in the potted fern
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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