I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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