I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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