I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't make out with my wife yet
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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