Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just had sex on a roof
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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