I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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