this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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