She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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