Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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