I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
