I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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