How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Randomize
