That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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