Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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