Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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