You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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