Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Randomize
