her vagine was all disorganized.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
splinters make it hard to masturbate
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
