i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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