Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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