All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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