Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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