i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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