Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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