went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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