There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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