Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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