I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
