how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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