Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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