Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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