On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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